Met an exquisitely beautiful girl last night at dinner. Waif-like with the largest eyes. The menu arrives. Beautiful Waif Girl: “I hate menus without pictures” Ah, that is why you look so good!
Category Archives: Dinners
Fun times at dinner
1st Wedding Anniversaries
Dan (sad voice): For our anniversary I bought her perfume and she bought me a self help book.
Kate (duh voice): I told you to buy paper
Cotton is the traditional gift for a 2nd anniversary. I cant wait.
Welcome to Richard
Kathleen to Richard: “I mean that in the nicest way ever…”
Richard slowly moves wine out of arms reach
Kathleen to Richard (in an evil infused sneer): Dont EVER take my wine away from me.. EVER AGAIN”
Richard we love you!
Wilson’s Dinner Fun
No one has ever had a sober night or a bad meal… Why?… FUN TIMES
Fun Times 