Onima is 89, has smoked since she was 20 and drinks at least 2 glasses of wine a day. But she is still super sharp. She remembers being told (some time ago) that her garage doors are made from teak and so decides to use them as a table top replacement for a glass table that had shattered. At the time of being told that these old, scruffy doors were made of teak, she says “and when he told me I thought; yes, and I am an Egyptian”.

I can only imagine the things that go on in her mind that she does not say out loud.