Scenario: Hens Party
Entertainment: Hot, mostly naked strippers

So Denise* is hanging out at the back of the room away from the action, not wanting to be called up to simulate sex using a cucumber (or other strange things you are required to do when there are male stippers about.. And honestly, can they not take some lessons from the ladies at Wonder Lounge.. Where the tease is without the sleaze).

There are 2 other ladies hiding out with her, so she innocently asks if they are also avoiding the action, because obviously Denise is far to civilised for crap like  this. Their reply is that they are ‘not into this type of thing’.  Denise, not having much in the way of a filter and being funny of course, replies ‘So, are you guys like hardcore fucking Christians?’. Their answer:’Yes’.

Smile, blush and walk away… Ha ha.. So glad it was not me

*Names have been changed